Thursday, November 2, 2006

Mischief and Mayhem

I hope everyone had a good Halloween!

You know, as the years go on it seems that mischief night is becoming a thing of the past. But every now and then, somebody will do something minorly amusing in my area. On Halloween morning, when I arrived at work, I had the pleasure of seeing a corporate asshole's car covered with shaving cream. I guess he was in a hurry in the morning, because his cleanup job was extremely half assed. Serves him right for being a dick.

Then, at lunch, a guy dressed as Superman delivered pizza to one of our offices. This made me happy, because I like when people get into the spirit of the holiday. The corporate people, though, couldn't have seen it as more repulsing. They were like, "Did you SEE that guy? He's so brave to dress up like Superman...." It's Halloween, assholes! If it was any other day, I may have batted an eye. Just because you're miserable and have no life doesn't mean you can bring the rest of us down with you. I hope someone toilet papers your house.

In other news, I went to Wendy's today on my lunch break and ordered their new Big Bacon Melted Cheddar Cheese concotion, and let me tell ya, I was not pleased. First of all, I ordered the biggest one they had, for some reason, and I could barely get it into my mouth. Secondly, since I wore my hair down today, it was inevitable that I would get some cheddar cheese in it. Nothing about the burger pleased me at all. It was messy, greasy, and sloppier than it should have been. And of course, as I'm eating the damn thing, Virtual Insanity by Jamiroqui comes on, and I started belting it out in the Wendy's parking lot. This time, I made a double fool of myself, because not only did someone hear me, but it was a client from my office. Whoops! She just smiled, and I drove away with cheese in my hair.

I put new pictures in my slideshow, check them out if you get bored.

To all my friends I saw at ICP: I had a great time with you guys, and I'm looking forward to seeing you kids at the Tech N9ne show! Be there or be square!