Friday, June 15, 2007

Top 10 reasons to move to Egypt.

1. The Nile. A beautiful river.
2. The pyramids. Providing lots of places for Gretchen to get lost.
3. That crazy walk those Egyptians got goin' on. I heard someone even wrote a song about it!
4. Sahara freakin' desert. Sure it's hot, but so is Pennsylvania.... right?
5. Hieroglyphics. It's always fun learning a new language!

I couldn't think of ten reasons.... so I just included five. Ahhh, fuck it.

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

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