Chinese Food

So, I guess I eat a lot of chinese food. It's kind of become a ritual that once a week, my mom and I will go to our favorite chinese place and stuff ourselves silly. I, personally, am a BIG fan of chicken and broccoli, and the place that we go has the BEST spring rolls around. I dont like spring rolls from any other place. I always want to take the entire spring roll pan home with me, but its tough to get the whole pan out of the buffet area without anyone seeing me. Trust me, I've tried.

One of my favorite parts of "chinese food eating" is the fortune. My fortunes have a tendency to be right on the ball. Whatever is going on in my life, whenever I need guidance, my fortune cookie is always there for me. It explains things in a way I could never see before. Call me crazy, it's not like I haven't heard it before.

My last 3 visits have had on-the-ball fortunes.

Second week of January: "YOU LOVE CHINESE FOOD."

Well, yes, indeed I do. Ask anyone, and they will confirm that to be a fact. This, by far, is the best fortune I have received as of this day.

Third week of January: "EVERYTHING WILL NOW COME YOUR WAY."

As a matter of fact... it did. I didnt believe it at the time, but I was foolish not to believe my fortune cookie, because little did I know, everything was about to come my way. How bout that?

Fourth week of January: "BIRDS ARE ENTAGLED BY THEIR FEET AND MEN BY THEIR TONGUES."

Ok, Im not gonna lie, I had to think about this one for a minute. I dont give a crap about birds, OR their feet. But the rest of the fortune makes perfect sense. Think about it... men are entagled by their tongues. Interesting. The things that people say to one another or ABOUT one another can get them in some pretty sticky situations. I had been thinking about this ALL DAY, and then I decided on chinese food for dinner, and BAM! Everything is very clear to me! Say what you mean. Mean what you say. DON'T LIE. And don't talk shit on me and think it won't come back to me... because I can hear you. :)

I'm wondering what kinds of excitement next weeks chinese lunch with mom will bring. I hope its as good as the past three weeks have been. Maybe my fortune cookie will reveal the secrets of the universe..... or maybe it will just tell me how to say "More spring rolls please" in chinese.