Saturday, January 14, 2006

Cosmic Crap

January 14, 2006


So this whole "full moon following Friday the 13th" thing really screwed me. As everyone knows, Friday the 13th's are notorious for being the worst day EVER, and full moons are just plain crazy. An emergency room doctor once said that most "freak accidents" occur on full moons, so that right there should tell you something.


This collision of Friday the 13th and the full moon really did me in. I was walking down the street, and everything was fine in my happy little world. The sun was shining, the butterflies were whizzing past my face. Out of nowhere, I noticed this pesky little raincloud directly above my head. I tried to ignore it and walk on, but it kept getting bigger and bigger until it looked like it might burst. I quickly put my hand to my side, to reach for my umbrella. But like a cowboy reaching for his holster in a pistol fight, I took WAY too long. I was drenched by this stupid raincloud that was miniscule a minute ago, and now it just wont stop raining! I wish rainclouds had an "OFF" switch.


I hear that after the rain stops, something magnificent will happen. All the colors in the spectrum will come together to form a rainbow. (Thats just what i hear). Its supposed to be beautiful, a thing that makes people not mind the rain, because they KNOW a rainbow is coming.


I'm looking for my rainbow. If you see it, give me a call. Much appreciated.

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