Ode to Geminis!

As the Gemini season is upon us (May 20-June 20), I thought I'd pay homage to all my Gemini friends who are just as crazy as I am. Here's a little something you may already know about yourself.

Geminis are very picky, but also like to "go with the flow". We're a little irresponsible, and we're afraid of commitment. We're somewhat unreliable and pretty flakey. We'll leave your party in a hot second if we think there's a better party going on somewhere else. We do things that are amusing at the time, with little regard to the consequences. A Gemini has the attention span of a three year old. (What was I talking about again? Oh yeah.... Look! That cloud looks like a pony!)
We're greedy.... we want it all! What's wrong with that? Geminis are very flighty.... now you see me, now you don't. Oh, and we don't get mad, we get even.

As far as love goes, Geminis have been known to have 2 or 3 dates for the same evening. And you simply MUST keep us interested... we'll drop you like a bad habit and date your best friend all in one day, without even blinking. We LOVE the thrill of the chase.... but that's about it. Of course, we warn you of this from Day 1.... but do you listen? Of course not.

We're the ones driving the getaway car in the bank robbery.

We're the ones doing 180 mph down the freeway in someone else's car.

We're the ones in the penthouse suite over looking the ocean that someone else is paying for. (Ahhh... memories......)

Here's a list of a few famous Geminis:

Errol Flynn- June 20, 1909. Hollywood hellraiser and notorious sex machine.

Paul Gauguin- June 7, 1848. Impressionist painter. Dumped his job as a stockbroker, abandoned his family, and ran away to Tahiti to paint Tahitian beauties.

Marquis de Sade- June 2, 1740. Father of "Sadism". Inventor of using whips, chains, and paddles for foreplay. While imprisoned for sexual vices, he wrote down his every fantasy.

*I must give credit where credit is due. I learned most of this from Darkside Zodiac by Stella Hyde. Buy it and learn everything you didn't wanna know about yourself. The rest I learned from simply being a Gemini. We're a crazy bunch..... but that's what makes us fun!